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"Do anything, but let it produce joy. Be curious, not judgmental. The meaning of life is this: You are here- that life exists and identity, that the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse. And lastly: no matter how big your house is, how recent your car is, how big your house is, our graves will be the same size. Stay humble; and your mind, flesh, and soul shall be a great poem."

Sláinte! I'm Melanie, and this is where I commit social suicide.

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

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youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

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thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

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musicals-are-punk-rock:

do the writers of musicals just get together and say “i bET I CAN WRITE THE MOST HEARTBREAKING REPRISE”

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therealfeedback:

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

Meanwhile, Jimmy Fallon admires Jay-Z’s teeth from afar, and secretly plots how to steal them in order to empower his average teeth.

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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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"People that download music illegally might be arrested."

aubrey-graham:

“What are you in here for then?”

“Fraud. You?”

“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”

“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”

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josiephin:

k-kipper:

btw-idk:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 

you finally understand finding nemo

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REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

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